Rakhi Sawant flying over Athens..
Once Rakhi Sawant, on her shooting schedules, was flying low over some hills near Athens. She saw the snowy hills and asked the stewardess: "What's that stuff on those hills?"
"Just snow" replied the stewardess.
"That's what I thought," said Rakhi Sawant, "but this fellow in front of me said it was Greece!!"
Vidya Balan on a plane to London..
Once Vidya Balan was going to London on a plane; and Shahrukh Khan wanted to steal her window seat. So he whispers her telling all seats going to London are in the middle row. Thanking Shahrukh, instantly she vacates her window seat.
Dia Mirza's challenge..
These days, Dia Mirza was bragging about her intellectual prowess and challenging the brainy babes of Bollywood. She wanted M&M's to be put together in an alphabetical order. According to the grapevine, they all tried and failed.
Sanjay Dutt swims without arms..
After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, Sanjay Dutt complained that the other swimmers were using their arms.
Smart Aishwarya Rai & Over smart Shilpa Shetty..
Shilpa Shetty becomes a police officer and one day...
Aishwarya Rai was driving along the highway when Shilpa Shetty, the police officer pulled her over for speeding.
Shilpa Shetty : May I see your license?
Aishwarya Rai : What does it look like?
Shilpa Shetty : Its a rectangular thing with a photo of you on it.
Aishwarya Rai looks through her bag and pulls out her compact mirror and hands it to Shipla Shetty.
Shilpa Shetty then opens it up and says "if you had told me you were a police officer ma'm, I wouldn't have pulled you over."
Checking the Mail..
Amisha Patel was seen rushing outside to her mailbox, looked in it, banged the door of the mailbox, and went back into the house.
A few minutes later she repeated the process by checking her mailbox again. She did it thus few more times.
The ever-intellectual Aamir Khan who's watching all this enquired and said, "Seems, the way you keep looking in that mail box, you are about to expect an important letter today."
Amisha Patel answered, "No, I am working on my computer, and it keeps telling me that I have new mail."
Bobby Deol & Priyanka Chopra- Nasa left..
Once finding a break in their overseas shooting, Bobby Deol and Priyanka Chopra went for long drive sightseeing. They decided to see NASA Center. As they approached NASA, they saw a sign saying, "NASA left".
After thinking for a minute, Bobby Deol said, "Oh shit, its gone! C'mon let's turn around and go back home.
Overweight Rani Mukherjee..
Rani Mukherjee was so overweight and terribly upset, she went to see Amitabh Bachchan for his advise. He said, "Eat for two days regularly, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 kgs.
After two weeks when Amitabh Bachchan saw Rani Mukherjee. He was surprised and asked, "You lost 10 kgs ! Amazing ! You followed my instructions to the letter eh !"
Rani Mukherjee said, "Yes Amitji, I thought I was going to die the third day."
"How ? From hunger ?" Asked Amitabh Bachchan.
"No, from skipping." Said Rani Mukherjee in a weak tone.
John Abraham hires a killer..
John Abraham dials his home and a strange woman answers.
John Abraham says, who is this?''
''This is the maid,'' answers the woman.
''We don't have a maid,'' says John Abraham.
The woman says, ''I was hired this morning by the lady of the house.''
John Abraham says, ''Well, this is her husband. Is she there?''
The woman replies, ''She is upstairs in the bed room with someone who I figured was her husband.''
John Abraham is fuming and says to the maid, ''Listen, would you like to make 50,000 bucks?''
The maid says, what will I have to do?''
John Abraham tells her, ''I want you to get my gun from the desk, and shoot the witch and the jerk she's with.''
The maid puts the phone down; John Abraham hears footsteps and then two gunshots. The maid comes back to the phone, what do I do with the bodies?''
John Abraham says, throw them in the swimming pool.''
Puzzled, the maid answers, ''But you don't have a pool.''
A long pause and John Abraham says, is this 567-5309?''
Amitabh Bachchan and his brothers..
Amitabh Bachchan walks into a bar, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.
When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender asks him, "You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it; it would taste better if you bought one at a time."
Amitabh Bachchan replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the other in Australia, and I'm here in Mumbai. When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together." The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it at that.
Amitabh Bachchan becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way: ordering three pints and drinking them in turn. One day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the other regulars notice and fall silent.
When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss." Amitabh Bachchan looks confused for a moment, then light dawns in his eyes and he laughs.
"Oh, no," he says, "Everyone's fine. I've just quit drinking."
Something from Hollywood
- Orlando bloom was originally auditioned to play the role of “Faramir” in the Lord of the Rings trilogy, but lost out on that role and was instead asked to play the role of Legolas.
- In the gyms Jenifer Lopez is called as “La Guitarra” because her body curved like a guitar.
- Father David Lopez is a computer specialist at Guardian Insurance in NYC.
- Jenifer Lopez's body insured for $1 billion, and her rear protected with a $300 million policy.
- Someone paid $14,000 for the bra Marilyn Monroe wore in "Some Like It Hot".
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